The Adventures Of Jenova's Head

Intervention

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:28:04 GMT

Twelve steps just seemed like so very many to the little Wutai. Besides, no one got mad at Cid for smoking and swearing all the time around a sweet, innocent girl.

Luckily she evened the score by stealing all their materia later.

Kadaj's Little Problem

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:02:48 GMT

Kadaj always had these problems when he got overexcited.

Mother's internet is back, children.

Loz's Puppy

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 22:02:39 GMT

Mother is very busy, but she wanted to cheer up one of her boys at the least.

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 20:29:41 GMT

Aerith did not take kindly to people hurting her flowers.

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 23:22:33 GMT

Once a Turk, always a Turk.

Mother also has a ~~blatant rip off~~ icon for you.

With apologies to iharthdarth.

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:47:02 GMT

That Wutai girl was nothing but trouble, and Mother knew it. Still, she had bigger problems. There's no possible way she could go through so much eyeliner so quickly.

Sorry for being gone for awhile. But rest assured, Mother will always return.

a day at the spa

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 00:29:42 GMT

Yazuu also knew the best places to get botox treatments and seaweed wraps.

Mother has the best sons.

Stolen Moments

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 02:08:08 GMT

Mother has been having some computer issues.

Mother knew she should keep her eye on that one.

Turkish Delights

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 15:34:48 GMT

There were quite a few problems with being corporal once more. For starters, she had blisters on her feet from new shoes. Then there was the incident with Hojo and his modifications.

And now this.

Another icon from Mother:

Mother is also looking for affiliates. It's lonely in comic strip land.

Mommy's Dress

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 18:15:46 GMT

Jenova definitely had some questions about her young, blond son. However, she did at least recognize that it was her problem, not his. Mother is a very understanding alien, after all.

With a son like Cloud, she really had to be tolerant.

RoboMommy

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 17:58:11 GMT

Jenova was reasonably certain that she was an alien with a B-cup in her last incarnation. Hojo always had seemed to have a thing for chestier woman, though.

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 00:45:42 GMT

Uh oh.

Last Order

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 16:14:45 GMT

Cloud was such a difficult child. Some days, even getting out of the path of inevitable death and doom wasn't enough to pull him out of an experiment induced stupor.

The boy needed more energy, or less cell injections. Either way.

Mother returns from her brief hiatus now, children. She lost her grandmother last week, and needed some time. However, she missed her children oh so much.

If she had arms, and wasn't just goo in a box, she'd give you a hug.

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 16:19:11 GMT

Mother had a bit of a family crisis. She'd just like to assure all her children that the comics will resume within the week.

Mother loves you, more than pie.

Driving Lessons

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:56:44 GMT

Jenova hated it when she took Cloud out to drive. He always got to daydreaming, and frankly? The oedipal implications icked her out.

SOLDIER training camp

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 02:22:43 GMT

Sephiroth loved his mother because she cut his PB&J just right.
Every time.

And in honor of topping 250 watchers, Mother has another icon.

Sibling Rivalry Part 2

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:47:18 GMT

It was just like with a buisness. Location, location, location.

And Mother has another icon for you.

Sibling Rivalry

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:49:25 GMT

Mother tried so hard to treat all her children the same. But the truth was, the difficult ones always seemed to take up more time.
Luckily, Loz had a plan.

And another icon from Mother.

Mommy's Favorite

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 15:26:21 GMT

It was hard, juggling multiple children, clones and the like, as well as trying to achieve world domination. Sephiroth just couldn't understand he taxing demands put on an alien head that swallowed worlds as her main mode of seeking fulfillment.

Also, Mother would like to give you an icon.

The Inevitable Comparison

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 13:55:27 GMT

Jenova knew that a battle between two titans always ended in tragedy.
After all, look at Alien v. Predator. No, it was best to let Sleeping
Siths lie.

Mother is so proud. She woke up this morning to over 100 friends and it's only been one day. She loves all of her children. *tear* ♥

Hail to the Chief

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 00:19:18 GMT

Jenova just calls 'em like she sees 'em.

The Beginning

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 17:04:25 GMT

Jenova loved all her children. But she knew their faults. Loz was a crybaby, and Yazuu had a tendency to get distracted by his hair care products. Sephiroth was a good boy, but he kept getting killed. Then there was Kadaj.
He could just be so very loud.